Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I came for the heart, but I stayed for the drama... and the puns!

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Step into the shoes of Back Alley Bob, a witty and somewhat morally ambiguous 'heart collector' in a city where hearts are literal commodities. After a series of increasingly ridiculous events, you find yourself with a stolen heart—but which soul does it belong to? Navigate through a web of quirky characters ranging from eccentric artists to conspiracy theorists, each with their own heart-related secrets. Make choices that will determine not just your fate, but the very soul of the city. Each decision reveals chapters that blend humor with moral dilemmas, showcasing the absurdity of life and love in a heartless world.