Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

In a world where hearts can be traded like collectibles, you play as an underground broker in this satirical text-based adventure. The twist? You wake up one morning to find yourself in possession of a heart that doesn't belong to you, and it speaks! Navigate quirky characters and a whimsically dark underbelly of society as you determine who the heart belongs to, all while dodging rival brokers, eccentric clients, and the occasional emotional breakdown. Will you expose the truth, or let the heart lead you on a wild goose chase through the absurdity of love and identity?