Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If I had a heart, I’d still probably sell it—booming business out here!

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In a dystopian world where hearts can be bought, sold, and traded like commodities, players assume the role of a quirky heart broker navigating through a shadowy marketplace. Your objective is to uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of 'The Heart of Laughter,' a legendary artifact that is said to bring joy back to a society steeped in despair. Interact with eccentric characters, solve absurd puzzles, and make morally ambiguous decisions that will affect the livelihoods of the heartless. Will you choose to help the desperate or profit from their misfortune? This text-based adventure is packed with unexpected twists and hilariously dark dialogue!