In 'Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?', you play as an eccentric, heartless detective who stumbles upon an underground black market for stolen hearts. After mistakenly acquiring a 'heart of gold' from a notorious crime lord during a ridiculous poker game, you realize that hearts are not just for love—they can grant extraordinary abilities. As you navigate this bizarre world filled with quirky characters, comedic mishaps, and perplexing secrets, you'll need to decide which heart to keep, which to return, and what to do when the stakes get absurdly high. Your choices will shape the outcome as you uncover the twisted tale behind the hearts' origins and their impact on both the living and the dead.