Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I'm just here for the hearts, but if you can find logic in this mess, I’ll sell you mine!

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In a surreal world where hearts are collected like trading cards, players take on the role of a hapless soul caught in a bizarre bureaucracy of love and relationships. As you navigate through strange districts, each presided over by eccentric heart-collectors, you must barter, negotiate, and sometimes con your way into obtaining the hearts you desire. Each choice reverberates through a wildly imaginative storyline featuring quirky characters, ethical dilemmas, and absurd humor. Solve riddles and face moral challenges, all while trying to keep your own 'heart' intact... or maybe just acquire someone else's.