Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

“When love's a game of hearts, I'm playing for keeps… and maybe a snack.”

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In a world where hearts are literal currency, you are a Heart Dealer navigating the dangerous underbelly of Port Myocardium. After a heist goes terribly wrong, you find yourself in possession of a heart with mysterious powers. With a sarcastic spirit and a cast of eccentric allies—including a con artist with multiple hearts and a brooding poet searching for his lost love—you must navigate through absurd situations to return the heart to its rightful owner before chaos descends. Each choice you make will lead you deeper into a web of deception and hilarity, ultimately questioning the true meaning of love and identity. Will you barter with the right hearts, or will your heart end up on the chopping block?