Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I didn't choose the heart-stealing life; the heart-stealing life chose me—now, where's my list of 'acceptable organ donors'?

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In a quirky town where the residents' hearts are literally up for grabs, you play as a cunning heart thief who can steal, swap, or sell hearts to shape your destiny. As you navigate through a series of zany and surreal events, you'll join forces with a motley crew of heart-compromised characters, each with their own desires and bizarre motivations. Your choices not only affect the outcome of your own heartthieving escapades but also intertwine with the lives of others—will you help a lovesick clown reclaim his heart, or will you outsmart a revenge-seeking ex-lover desperate to reclaim her stolen organ? The clock is ticking as you solve riddles, form alliances, and uncover secrets in this hilariously dark tale of love, betrayal, and organ procurement.