In a world where hearts can be swapped like baseball cards, you play as a snarky heart merchant who navigates a bustling, morally ambiguous marketplace. Players must barter for, steal, or even trick others into handing over their hearts to build a collection of emotions, desires, and even memories. As you interact with quirky characters—from a lovesick poet to a vengeful curator of hearts—you uncover twisted tales of heartbreak and redemption. Your choices dramatically shape the narrative, determining who gains a new heart, who stays heartless, and who discovers the true meaning of connection. Can you juggle your own heart in this absurd world while maintaining your wit and charm?