Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If only I could trade my heart for a better punchline!

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In a world where hearts are no longer just symbols of love, but actual physical objects exchanged in bizarre trades, you find yourself as a heart broker in a quirky city rife with existential crisis and absurdity. Each day, you navigate a network of eccentric clients, bartering hearts for favors, secrets, and strange insights into human emotion. Your choices impact the relationships you build—all while solving a mystery: who is stealing hearts and why? You must balance humor with drama as you unravel the twisted motivations behind each character's desires, questioning the very nature of affection and identity in this whimsically dark tale.