Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I’ve got your heart… and it wants to go home with someone else!

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In a quirky alternate reality where hearts are traded like collectibles, you play as an eccentric heart dealer who has just come into possession of a rare heart with unknown properties. Unbeknownst to you, the heart is actually sentient and has its own desires and opinions about where it wants to be. As you navigate through a series of escalating and bizarre encounters with colorful characters—each with motives for claiming the heart—you'll have to make choices that will affect the heart's fate and your own sanity. The game blends humor and drama as you engage in clever dialogues, solve unusual 'heartfelt' dilemmas, and eventually uncover profound relationships between your own emotions and those of the heart you possess. Along the way, you'll face absurd challenges where your wit is your greatest weapon. Can you keep the heart safe, or will you end up giving your own away?