Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Every heart has a story, and I'm the gonad dealer!

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In a world where people can literally swap their hearts with one another, you play as a charismatic heart broker in the bustling city of Cardio. Clients come in with various heart-related dilemmas—from breakups to existential crises—and it’s your job to help them find the right heart for their needs. Engage in witty banter, unravel heartfelt mysteries, and make decisions that could dramatically change someone's life, or at the very least, lead to some outrageous comedy. With a quirky cast of characters including a lovesick vampire, an overly dramatic poet, and a heartless robot seeking redemption, each interaction leads you down unexpected paths that challenge your integrity, empathy, and ultimate purpose as the town's heart dealer.