Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Just when you thought love was a losing game, I’m here to collect your heart… and maybe your lunch money!

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Step into the whimsical chaos of a world where hearts are not only a metaphor but an actual commodity. You play as a struggling heart trader in a city where you can buy, sell, and even barter for people's hearts. Navigate through a series of bizarre encounters as you piece together the mystery of a missing heart that holds the key to saving an unexpected ally. With choices that lead to wildly humorous and dramatic outcomes, this game blends dark comedy with emotional depth. Balance your business ambitions while forging strange alliances and facing the consequences of your sometimes morally dubious actions.