Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I used to have a heart, but then I traded it for this snazzy mustache!

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In a world where the heart of a person is a literal item to be traded and swapped, you play as a quirky heart dealer navigating the underground market of emotions. As you barter, steal, and charm your way through a colorful cast of misfits—from melodramatic poets to cynical vampires—you stumble upon a heart that doesn’t belong to anyone. The twist? It periodically whispers secrets of its owner’s hidden desires. You must decide whether to return it, use it to gain power, or even find creative ways to prank your eccentric clients. With each choice, the bizarre and comedic consequences shape the fate of your bizarre little corner of society. Will you settle for having a heart or will you take a leap into the unknown?