Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Why settle for a broken heart when you can trade it for a heartfelt punchline?

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In a dystopian world where emotions are commodities, you play as a Heart Broker, navigating the seedy underbelly of a city where people trade their emotions for power, status, and sometimes just a good meal. Each decision you make shapes the narrative as you juggle the lives and hearts of various characters—each with their own desires, fears, and twisted motivations. Discover who you can trust, who deserves to have their heart back, and who might just be a heartless monster. Your journey will take you through absurd encounters, morally ambiguous choices, and the occasional existential crisis, all while cracking jokes that echo the absurdity of your situation.