Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts are currency, you’re a heart broker navigating the chaotic and absurd market of emotions. As the newest member of the Quirky Cartel, you'll barter, steal, and outwit your way through a city filled with eccentric characters, from existentialist poets to thrill-seeking rogue hearts. Each choice you make could lead to hilarious misadventures or dramatic confrontations, making every interaction a gamble for love, loyalty, and laughter. Unravel the secrets of heart-siphoning schemes while tackling morally ambiguous decisions that could leave you with more than just a bruised ego—or something worse: a cold, empty chest.