Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Hearts are for stealing, but feelings? Those are for amateurs!

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In a whimsical yet twisted world where hearts are a currency that dictate power and popularity, you play the role of a talented heart-thief named Sparky. Your mission? To navigate the chaotic hearts trade market and outwit rival thieves, eccentric merchants, and a beleaguered police force unwillingly caught in the web of your antics. Whether you choose to steal, barter, or charm your way through an absurd series of events, each choice leads you to unexpected emotional outcomes and ludicrous situations. Will you hoard the hearts for yourself or liberate them for reasons only you understand? Your comedic adventure takes you from eerie black markets to extravagant love auctions, where the stakes are high—and so are the laughs.