Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

"I don't just steal hearts; I trade them like Pokémon cards... but with way more emotional baggage!"

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In a world where hearts can be swapped, stolen, or wagered in ridiculous challenges, you play as a freelance 'heart dealer' navigating a bizarre cityscape filled with eccentric characters. Each encounter forces you to make absurd choices that influence who you will become—and whose heart you will ultimately own. From facilitating a romantic heist to orchestrating heart-laden debates between quirky factions, get ready for a hilarious adventure where the stakes are literally life and love. But tread carefully, because every heart you touch may leave a permanent mark on your own! Can you claim a heart worthy of your own, or will you find yourself trapped in a chaotic web of affection gone awry?