Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

It's not just a heart, it's a lifestyle! And trust me, it comes with a whole lot of baggage.

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In a world where hearts can be traded like commodities, you play as an unassuming heart merchant who’s just trying to make ends meet. As a result of a bizarre mix-up, you end up with the heart of a notorious criminal known for their wild and often violent antics. Now, you must navigate through a series of escalating and absurd encounters, from negotiating with the criminal's ex-partners to dodging bounty hunters who want their heart back. The choices you make will determine whether you can safely return the heart to its owner, sell it to the highest bidder, or take on the chaos and claim a fortune for yourself. Be mindful of your quirky neighbors and their eccentricities, as they may either assist or complicate your journey, all while keeping the game's dark humor front and center. Will you find a way to live your quiet life, or will you be swept up in a whirlwind of heart-related drama?