Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Just when you think you’ve found love, it turns out you’re just borrowing it!

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In a fantastical world where hearts can be physically detached and exchanged, you play as a quirky matchmaker who collects, trades, and sometimes misplaces the hearts of your eccentric clientele. Your mission? To navigate a series of increasingly ridiculous scenarios where you’ll negotiate heart trades, solve ludicrous relationship dilemmas, and uncover the secret behind a mysterious heart thieving syndicate. Engage with a cast of bizarre characters, choose your words wisely, and manipulate love in a way that will keep you laughing and gasping at the absurdities of romance gone wrong. Will you find the perfect match—or cause a heart-wrenching catastrophe?