Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

‘If hearts were money, I’d be rich... but I’m just broke inside!’

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In a dystopian future where feelings are auctioned like commodities, you play as a smooth-talking 'Heart Broker.' Your job is to navigate a bizarre marketplace where emotions are traded, bartered, and stolen. Encounter eccentric characters—like the Jaded Lover who can't part with regret, the Eternal Optimist who won't shut up about hope, and the Pessimist who thinks everything is a waste of time. Each decision you make can switch allegiances, ignite absurd conflicts, or lead to downright hilarious situations. Engage in witty banter, outsmart shady deals, and discover the price of passion while trying to reclaim your own heart in a world where emotions literally have a cost.