Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

My heart’s not on my sleeve; it’s in my pocket, and it's still beating!

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You’re a witty, fast-talking heart thief living in a bizarre, surreal metropolis where emotions are traded as currency. After an unexpected heist goes awry, you find yourself stuck in a game of moral dilemmas and emotional barter with an array of eccentric characters—each with their own unique heart (literally) to offer. Navigate through twisted love stories, outrageous betrayals, and the absurdity of emotional investments. Can you outsmart your rivals, maintain your sharp tongue, and ultimately discover what your own heart really longs for before the laughter dies out?