In this satirical interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of a recently deceased character who finds themselves in a bizarre bureaucratic limbo known as the Heart Exchange Program. Here, they must navigate through a series of outrageous interviews with quirky entities, all while trying to reclaim their heart from one of the various eccentric posthumous hosts—ranging from a disgruntled ex-lover to a melodramatic poet. Each choice leads to hilariously tragic outcomes as players uncover the absurdities of love, loss, and the afterlife in a comedic twist on the idea of self-discovery. Will you reclaim your heart or find yourself stuck in limbo forever with a broken promise of eternal love?