Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If hearts are meant to be broken, I’m the surgeon of love—or whatever pays the bill!

RPG Dark Comedy Text Game

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Set in a bizarre alternate reality, players assume the role of a morally ambiguous surgeon who unwittingly becomes part of an underground heart-trading ring. In this text-based narrative, each choice takes players deeper into a world of eccentric characters— from former circus performers with bizarre heart defects to romantic poets obsessed with harvesting emotions. The player's objective is to retrieve their stolen heart and decide the fate of others in this thrilling adventure filled with humor, moral dilemmas, and unexpected twists. As they navigate darkly comedic scenarios, players must build alliances, betray friends, and ultimately face the consequences of their choices.