Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as Harper, a snarky and heartbroken paramedic who stumbles upon a bizarre underground society that decides the fate of hearts—both literal and metaphorical. As you navigate through a series of darkly comedic scenarios, you must interact with quirky characters, solve cryptic riddles, and make choices that affect the lives (and hearts) of those around you. Will you help the lovelorn librarian find true love, or will you end up trying to find your own while rummaging through a market for hearts? With sharp wit and unexpected plot twists, every decision leads you deeper into a web of hilariously absurd consequences as you uncover the real meaning of what it means to have heart.