Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I came for the hearts but stayed for the bad decisions.

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In "Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?", players assume the role of a quirky heart thief navigating a satirical underworld where hearts have their own personalities, and the ideal candidate for each heart is a matter of debate. Set in a bustling city after dark, players interact with bizarre characters—including the heartless goblin bureaucrat, the existential vampire, and a melodramatic zombie—all while trying to make sense of which heart they want for their character's own twisted reasons. Each decision affects the narrative's direction, and players must weigh humorous moral dilemmas, awkward love triangles, and comedic consequences as they chase after the metaphorical and literal hearts of the city. Will they find their own heart's true match or risk losing their own in the process?