Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

You can’t spell ‘heartless’ without ‘art’ — but I’d rather borrow someone’s!

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In a world where people's hearts are traded like commodities, you play as a cynical heart broker with a knack for getting into absurd situations. The catch? Your own heart has gone missing, and you must navigate a web of eccentric clients, twisted deals, and bizarre heists to find it. Each decision leads you down a rabbit hole of hilarity or horror, where you encounter outlandish characters like a competitive heart collector, a melodramatic romantic who believes in love at first heart-thump, and an underground operation that steals the hearts of the indifferent. Will you get your heart back, or will you end up with someone else's heart altogether? The game is packed with witty dialogue, playful absurdity, and moral quandaries that challenge your sense of empathy while keeping you laughing.