Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I thought I’d lost my heart, but turns out I just misplaced my snark!

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In a dystopian world where emotions are commodities, players assume the role of Val, a sardonic 'heart collector' who travels through vibrant yet grim cityscapes to barter and trade hearts with various eccentric characters. Each character has their own convoluted emotional backstory, and players must choose dialog paths that could lead to alliances or chaotic outcomes. The goal? To uncover the true identity of the mysterious Heart Distributor, an enigmatic figure who manipulates the hearts for a sinister motive. With wacky quests, bizarre humor, and dramatic twists, every decision impacts Val’s emotional state and the fate of the city.