Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Prepare to traverse the bizarre and ludicrous underworld of heartthieves and romantic mischief in this interactive text-based game. You play as Jerry, a down-on-his-luck heart broker who accidentally stumbles into a black-market auction of human hearts. Each player has the ability to make choices that affect the outcomes of their relationships and the fates of various eccentric characters including a talking cat, a Shakespearean ghost, and a sarcastic heart thief. The choices you make will lead to ridiculous plot twists, unexpected allegiances, and a heart-warming resolution—literally. With a unique twist on love and morality, it's a comedic journey filled with heart-stopping decisions.