Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I’m just here to raise hearts and lower expectations!

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In "Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?", you play as a disillusioned mortician who becomes embroiled in a bizarre underground auction where hearts—both literal and metaphorical—are traded. Each heart has its own backstory, and you must navigate through a cast of colorful characters, eccentric demands, and absurd situations to either obtain the heart you desire or take control of the auction itself. You'll negotiate, manipulate, and outwit your opponents in a series of wacky scenarios infused with dark humor. Discover the true meaning of affection, identity, and what it means to love someone (or something!) well beyond mortality.