Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I’ll return this heart faster than you can say ‘disease of the week!’

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In a quirky near-future world where hearts are traded like commodities, you play as Arlo, a cynical heart broker who wakes up with a mysterious heart that doesn’t belong to him. Embark on a chaotic journey through bizarre marketplaces, eccentric customers, and morally questionable friends as Arlo tries to uncover the identity of the heart’s original owner while navigating the absurdities of love, betrayal, and the desire to reclaim one's own heart. Along the way, you’ll encounter an array of comical characters including a heartless jester and a conspiracy-obsessed scientist, testing your wits and courage in an interactive narrative that offers multiple endings based on your choices.