Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts are traded like commodities, players step into the shoes of Louie, a hapless heart broker who accidentally ends up with a stolen heart from a notorious crime boss. This text-based adventure takes you through a series of absurd scenarios that blend dark humor, moral dilemmas, and outrageous characters. Navigate through a city teeming with heart-thieves, eccentric scientists experimenting with heart enhancements, and love-struck guardian spirits seeking to reclaim their lost hearts. Each choice shapes Louie's fate and the city's chaotic underbelly, making it a blend of comedy and high-stakes drama.