Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I came for the heart, but I stayed for the utter nonsense!

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In a bizarre universe where people can swap hearts at will, you play as an eccentric heart dealer who must navigate a surreal city filled with quirky characters and ridiculous scenarios. Your objective is to reconcile the outrageous desires of your clientele with their bizarre heart needs while uncovering a sinister plot that threatens to drain all the hearts from the city. Choices you make will influence the fates of your heart clients, leading to humorous and unexpected outcomes. Will you collect the rarest hearts as currency, or will you fall in love with the chaos and absurdity of your own life?