Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

You can’t buy love, but can you steal a heart?

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In this absurd and darkly comedic interactive text-based game, you play as a disgraced medical intern in a chaotic hospital where the hearts of patients keep going missing! Each day brings a new patient with an unusual heart condition—and an equally bizarre request. You must navigate through a variety of quirky characters, secret agendas, and zany medical scenarios to retrieve the stolen hearts. As you solve puzzles and make choices, you’ll uncover a conspiracy involving a rogue organ thief with a shady past. Each decision you make impacts the story, leading to multiple humorous outcomes and unexpected twists.