Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I’m just here to break hearts—literally!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a bizarre reality where emotions dictate physical traits, players step into the mismatched shoes of a struggling emotional consultant. Your task? Mediate a comedy of errors among a quirky cast of clients who find their hearts 'stolen' in various absurd ways. Each case leads you through surreal locations—like the Mirth Hospital or the Ladle of Emotions Café—where you must solve riddles, navigate social faux pas, and make choices that could potentially alter your own heart's fate. Hilarity ensues as you uncover the tangled relationships, hidden desires, and the motives behind each client's dilemma, all while trying to figure out who actually owns whose heart! Your decisions and interactions will lead to multiple endings, keeping the players engaged and on their toes.