Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

When life gives you lemons, trade 'em for a heart—just don't ask where it came from!

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In a world where hearts can be traded like stocks, you play as a struggling 'Heart Broker' navigating a bizarre underground market. Customers range from lovesick teenagers to bitter exes looking to extract vengeance. Your goal is to find the perfect heart for each client while unearthing the mystery of your own heart's origin, which you unknowingly lost in a bizarre barter gone wrong. Engage in witty dialogue, make absurd decisions, and face off against rival brokers in a heart-stopping battle of wits and emotional intelligence. Can you uncover the truth behind your heart while keeping your quirky clientele happy and your own sanity intact?