Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

In a world where hearts are fables traded as currency, you play as a struggling heart thief whose latest heist goes comically wrong. After accidentally stealing the wrong heart, you find yourself entangled in the chaotic lives of its former owners, each with quirks and dilemmas that parallel classic tales. As a heart-jacker, your goal is not only to navigate the absurdity of their lives but also to decide whether to keep, return, or swap the heart with someone even more ridiculous. Your choices will lead to unexpected comedic outcomes, fierce rivalries, and zany adventures. Will you become the heartless hero or will your antics literally break hearts?