Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I don't just steal hearts; I collect trophies!

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In a twisted, whimsical world where organ donations are the hottest commodity, you play as a morally ambiguous heart broker, navigating a web of contracts, betrayals, and black market dealings. Your goal? To manage the hearts of a bizarre cast of characters—from melodramatic poets to paranoid tech billionaires—while uncovering the underground syndicate running the show. With your sharp wit and dubious ethics, you must decide who gets to keep their heart, who gets a new one, and whose heart you might just want to take for yourself. Each choice leads to unexpected and often hilarious outcomes in this interactive tale of love, greed, and existential dread.