Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Hey, I’m just here to lend a hand, or maybe a heart—let's not get too attached!

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In this twisted yet humorous text-based adventure, you play as a peculiar medical intern at the renowned Yet-To-Be-Traced Hospital—a place known for its comically bizarre clientele and their even weirder ailments. Each day, you're faced with moral and ethical choices that affect the lives (and hearts) of your patients. But wait! Things take a turn when you discover a stigma attached to one specific heart that has gone missing. The twist? Patients can trade hearts like Pokémon, each offering a wild mix of powers, weaknesses, and hilarious backstories along the way. Navigate through ethical dilemmas, solve outrageous cases, and uncover the heart's mystery while balancing your own sanity. Choose whom to help, whom to trick, and what kind of heart you'll have by the end of it—all while keeping your sense of humor intact!