Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I can't decide if I'm heartbroken or just heartless; let's negotiate!

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In a world where emotions are literal currency, you are a heart broker specializing in trading souls and sentiments. Players assume the role of Alex, a morally ambiguous character who navigates the quirky underbelly of a city where people can buy, sell, or swap their hearts. Whether forging alliances, making enemies, or dissecting the bizarre emotional needs of clients, your choices will shape your journey through hilarious, heart-wrenching situations. Engage in a series of absurd challenges, like negotiating with dramatic poets, outsmarting heart-thieves, and participating in a vibrant festival where hearts are the centerpiece of wild games. Every decision impacts your character's own heart, leading to unique endings filled with joy, heartbreak, or both!