Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I guess you could say I’ll be heart-breaking some news!

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In this darkly humorous interactive text-based game, you play as a disgruntled mortuary intern, lost in a world where the hearts of the deceased hold memories that spill into the living. As you navigate through a series of quirky, absurd scenarios—a high-society funeral where a heart is stolen, a ghostly musical audition gone wrong, and even a rogue heart auction—you must decide whose heart it is and how deep its secrets run. Engage with eccentric characters, solve zany puzzles related to memory and identity, and uncover twisted truths, all while maintaining your sanity (and your job). The choices you make influence the fate of the hearts, revealing comedic and dramatic consequences in a whimsical yet eerie world.