Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a bizarre world where the hearts of the populace can be transferred or traded, you play as a second-rate heart merchant who unexpectedly finds themselves in possession of a legendary heart rumored to grant its owner immense power. Your journey takes you through a series of ridiculous and outrageous encounters with a slew of eccentric characters, each with their own agendas, as you navigate the black market of emotional exchange. Will you sell your treasure for wealth, keep it for power, or find a way to restore it to its rightful owner, all while making absurd choices that lead to hilariously unpredictable outcomes?