Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this satirical text-based game, you play as an eccentric, down-on-their-luck surgeon who finds themselves in possession of a collection of bizarre hearts from various people with wildly different stories. As you navigate through absurd situations—like attempting to play matchmaker between hearts and their original owners or dealing with a rival surgeon who wants to steal your collection—you decide who gets their heart back and who deserves a taste of your creative reimagining. Your choices will lead to hilariously ironic outcomes that challenge societal norms and morality. Success isn't just about heart transplants; it’s about keeping your reputation intact while staying true to your outlandish self.