Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this wild interactive text-based game, you play as a down-on-their-luck organ dealer in a whimsical city where hearts are bought and sold like groceries. After accidentally receiving a shipment of enchanted hearts from various mythical creatures, you must navigate ethical dilemmas, quirky clients, and absurd situations as you try to find the rightful owners before chaos ensues. Your decisions affect the clients' whims, relationships, and the hilarious outcomes of heart-related shenanigans, testing both your wit and your moral compass.