Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts can be swapped like trading cards, you play as an eccentric 'Heart Merchant' who must navigate a series of bizarre encounters and darkly humorous challenges to retrieve your own heart after a notorious thief makes off with it. Each heart has unique powers and quirks, affecting your interactions with bizarre customers, quirky side characters, and the absurd tasks they demand. Failure means your heart could end up in a pond, a tuffet, or worse—belonging to a very confused cat. Use your wit and charm to barter, deceive, and fight through this zany market of desires as you unravel the mystery of the heart thief and find out just what makes your heart special.