Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

In a quirky, dystopian world where hearts can be harvested and exchanged like collectibles, players step into the shoes of Chauncey, a heart dealer who's just trying to keep his own heart—the last genuine one he has—after a botched transaction with a shady underground faction. As Chauncey, you must navigate a web of bizarre characters, absurd dilemmas, and chaotic hijinks as you try to uncover the true identity of the heart you accidentally acquired—a celebrity chef, a paranoid conspiracy theorist, or a long-lost love? Engage in witty banter, solve offbeat puzzles, and make ironic choices that will determine which heart, if any, you ultimately keep. Bonus: every choice leads to outrageous consequences that keep the game fresh with each playthrough.