Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

My heart's in the right place, but yours might just be a matter of negotiation!

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Set in a whimsical yet sinister universe where hearts are not merely organs but rather living, sentient entities, players take on the role of an ambitious agent in the Bureau of Hearts. Your objective? To negotiate, barter, and even con artists' tricks to acquire hearts from various eccentric characters, each with their own quirks and motivations. As you navigate through absurd situations—like a dance-off with a heart that just wants to groove or a high-stakes poker game against a heart that’s a notorious gambler—you will uncover the deeper stories tied to each heart while dodging a malicious villain obsessed with collecting them all. Choices shape the outcome, leading to unexpected allies and hilarious confrontations, much to the delight or dismay of the hearts you encounter.