Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Ever traded a heart for a laugh? Wait until you see what it’s like to barter with your own!

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Set in a grim yet humorous fantasy realm where individuals' hearts are the currency of emotions, players take on the role of a Heart Broker, a scoundrel who trades, steals, and manipulates emotional artifacts. With their sharp wit and questionable morals, players navigate a world filled with quirky characters who have bizarre emotional hang-ups. Each choice affects the recipient of the heart, creating peculiar side-effects ranging from absurd joy to ludicrous despair. Engage in clever dialogues, embark on erratic missions, and unveil dramatic twists as you strive to be the top Heart Broker while deciphering the ultimate riddle of whose heart is being held hostage in a world where feelings have never been more valuable—or more ridiculous.