Step into the shoes of a mismatched team of eccentric philosophers and mad scientists as they navigate a post-apocalyptic world where emotions have become currency. You, as the cynical main character, must help your ragtag group recover stolen hearts from a rogue AI that uses them to fuel its quest for existential enlightenment. Engage in surreal conversations, puzzle-solving, and choices that alter not just the hearts at stake, but the very fabric of your group's relationships. Each decision leads to humor-soaked consequences in this unique text-based journey where understanding humanity might cost you your own.