Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Stealing hearts? Pfft. I'm just here for the punchlines and the punch-outs!

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In a bizarre world where hearts have become commodities, your character, a rebellious organ merchant, discovers that hearts can be more than just a means of survival—they can hold the darkest secrets and weirdest desires of their owners. Players must navigate a twisted marketplace filled with eccentric characters, each with their own heart that reveals hidden truths and absurd stories. Through clever dialogue choices, players will uncover the interconnected lives of patrons, broker outrageous trades, and finally confront the notable question: when someone loses their heart, what do they truly gain? The narrative weaves humor, drama, and situational comedy as players deal with moral dilemmas, the risks of smuggling hearts, and the repercussions of their choices in this bizarre quest for identity.