Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I came for the hearts, but I'm leaving with the punchlines!

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In a quirky, satirical world where emotions are traded like commodities, you play as a heart dealer navigating the underbelly of a society obsessed with emotion management. Each decision you make influences which heart you possess, shaping your personality and relationships with a cast of eccentric characters—from heart-hungry comedians to emotionally stunted philosophers. Participate in chaotic debates, form alliances, and stab backs as you race against time to collect hearts and gain influence. But be careful, as every purchase or negotiation could lead to unforeseen consequences. The lines between genuine connection and calculated manipulation blur as you strive to discover whose heart it really is before the emotional economy collapses!